Keeping the Man

Advice #6 Once you're lucky enough to find it, do everything you can to not mess it up

For 20-something women unless you are missing teeth, 100+ pounds overweight or simply just a lunatic it is NOT difficult to meet a guy in a bar.  Most of us would agree this is because when a man meets you in a bar he does not want to take you to dinner next Friday he wants to take you to bed TONIGHT.  But, my man, the Cop, was different.  I am sure any other people have met this special guy too and this is why I want to share with you my top five ways to keep the guy.

Why?

The reason I bring this to your attention is because today’s 20-something (yes I mean us),  talk and talk about how we need to finish school, start working, travel, have a life before marriage but then we meet a great guy and wedding bells starting ringing in our heads.  Well I am going to give you those MUST-DO tips to keep him around until you and him are “ready”:

1. DO NOT ...under any circumstance…GET FAT. 

 Ladies, the truth is until we have babies there is no reason to gain weight while in a relationship.  Actually you should lose weight considering all of the “action” you will be partaking in.  Listen, if he keeps taking you to dinner, as the Cop always does, either vamp up your work outs or suggest an alternative.

2. Do it anytime and anywhere…oh yeah and you should like it

 Listen if you’re not still in the mood after only six months chances are your relationship

 won’t last anyway. 

3. Learn to Cook                                                                                                                              

 If you don’t already know how to cook it is imperative that you learn to make at least three good  meals.  I am not trying to be all 1950’s but seriously, learn how to cook something!

4. Wear make-up at all times                                                                                                    During the first six months- one year you must have at least mascara on at ALL times…it is not that  hard, no excuses.

5. If you have owned a pair of panties for more than a year, trash ‘um!  I know that panties can be an awkward subject for most of us but let’s be honest no one wants to see your pink full butts with the ribbon.  Invest in some cute and sexy sets or you’ll lose him… real quick. 

So I ask the male readers to ponder this list. Do you agree? Or did I miss something?